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September 21st, 2003 | by john |hahahah
Sorority Girl Accidentally Makes Eye Contact, Smiles at Non-Greek Male
Momentarily forgetting the intense conditioning she endures on an almost daily basis from her sorority sisters, Sophomore Amanda Watkins accidentally smiled at Alex Mezanis, a Tech male who does not even belong to a fraternity.
“I’m really sorry about this whole thing,” pleaded Watkins to her sorority sisters. “I swear it’ll never happen again.”
As a result of the incident, Watkins has been placed on probation within her sorority and might not be allowed to hook up with random fraternity guys for up to a month.
Well – I thought it was funny 
