Scrubbin’.
July 11th, 2005 | by john |And some more memorable Scrubs quotes…
Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
- Dr. Cox to Molly in Scrubs
And, another…
Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall in which you were leaning against. Of course, then you’d be providing some jackass with a wall in which to lean against to reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I- know, here it’s a conundrum but don’t you worry about it. I’ll tackle that one right upstairs. In the meatime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work and right about now, even though you don’t have your basket… aw- it’s just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley. Skip away. Skip away. Go on, skip away. Skip skip skip to my loo, woo-hoo!
- Dr. Cox to JD in Scrubs
And, another…
Listen up there, Molly Menopause. I need you to quiet the hell down, you’re scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my god, they’re delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is using the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in!
- Dr. Cox to Patient in Scrubs
Again, the writer(s) for Dr. Cox’s character == Dry Humor Comic genius.
There are plenty more where those came from so enjoy! 
By Johnny poo poo pants on Jul 12, 2005
I left a comment on your job hunt post from august 2004, replying to your question. Check it out…
By john on Jul 25, 2005
Haha, thanks for the info.