Scrubs Quotes.
January 15th, 2008 | by john |A couple of Scrubs quotes for your enjoyment.
Dr. Cox: (peptalk to new residents) Each and every one of you is going to kill a patient. At some point in your residency, you will screw up, they will die, and it will be burned in your conscience forever. Now take pee pants here. He just might go get himself a good clean kill this morning seeing as his patient, Ms. Samson, is in DKA and he hasn’t been tracking her phosphate level, her phosphate level, her phosphate level.
JD: Doug! Stop writing and go!
Dr. Cox: That young man has killed so many patients I’m starting to think he just might be a government operative. The point is, the harder you study, the longer you just might be able to hold off that first kill. Other then that, I guess cross your fingers and hope that the guy you murder is a jackass with no family. Great to see you kids. All the best.
And another…
JD: Ooh, Dr. Cox- can I ask you something?
Dr. Cox: The answer is yes, it was me who saw you doing leg lifts in the gym on that inflatable ball. Quite the display of girl power. Ab-so-lutely love the leg warmers.
JD: First of all, they were just big socks. Okay? And secondly, if you need to do some laundry, here’s the washboard (lifting up scrubs to show flat abs), riiiighht?
And another…
Dr. Kelso: That young man’s father is very important.
Dr. Cox: Don’t tell me, he donated a wing.
Dr. Kelso: He donated a wing, a thigh, and a breast.
JD: Sir…
Dr. Kelso: Yes, genius, in this metaphor the hospital is a chicken.
JD: Please sir, I totally get that. (Inner monologue: How can a hospital be a chicken?)
… yes, I’ve been watching reruns of Scrubs lately. 
