Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
A couple of Scrubs quotes for your enjoyment.
Dr. Cox: (peptalk to new residents) Each and every one of you is going to kill a patient. At some point in your residency, you will screw up, they will die, and it will be burned in your conscience forever. Now take pee pants here. He just might go get himself a good clean kill this morning seeing as his patient, Ms. Samson, is in DKA and he hasn’t been tracking her phosphate level, her phosphate level, her phosphate level.
JD: Doug! Stop writing and go!
Dr. Cox: That young man has killed so many patients I’m starting to think he just might be a government operative. The point is, the harder you study, the longer you just might be able to hold off that first kill. Other then that, I guess cross your fingers and hope that the guy you murder is a jackass with no family. Great to see you kids. All the best.
And another…
JD: Ooh, Dr. Cox- can I ask you something?
Dr. Cox: The answer is yes, it was me who saw you doing leg lifts in the gym on that inflatable ball. Quite the display of girl power. Ab-so-lutely love the leg warmers.
JD: First of all, they were just big socks. Okay? And secondly, if you need to do some laundry, here’s the washboard (lifting up scrubs to show flat abs), riiiighht?
And another…
Dr. Kelso: That young man’s father is very important.
Dr. Cox: Don’t tell me, he donated a wing.
Dr. Kelso: He donated a wing, a thigh, and a breast.
JD: Sir…
Dr. Kelso: Yes, genius, in this metaphor the hospital is a chicken.
JD: Please sir, I totally get that. (Inner monologue: How can a hospital be a chicken?)
… yes, I’ve been watching reruns of Scrubs lately. 
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Monday, July 11th, 2005
And some more memorable Scrubs quotes…
Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
- Dr. Cox to Molly in Scrubs
And, another…
Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall in which you were leaning against. Of course, then you’d be providing some jackass with a wall in which to lean against to reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I- know, here it’s a conundrum but don’t you worry about it. I’ll tackle that one right upstairs. In the meatime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work and right about now, even though you don’t have your basket… aw- it’s just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley. Skip away. Skip away. Go on, skip away. Skip skip skip to my loo, woo-hoo!
- Dr. Cox to JD in Scrubs
And, another…
Listen up there, Molly Menopause. I need you to quiet the hell down, you’re scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my god, they’re delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is using the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in!
- Dr. Cox to Patient in Scrubs
Again, the writer(s) for Dr. Cox’s character == Dry Humor Comic genius.
There are plenty more where those came from so enjoy! 
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Thursday, June 9th, 2005
If you haven’t watched any episodes of Scrubs yet, feel free to start watching! 
I’ve decided to post memorable quotes from the TV series… here’s great one:
Do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense? Oh gosh, maybe you were running late that day cause you just couldn’t find the right thong for those low-rider jeans that you love so much! Or maybe you were busy bobbing along to whatever boy-band really makes your heart race nowadays and you just drove on by! Of course, I don’t know, I’m just guessing! But one thing’s sure shooting: you wound up at the dumb-dumb store and just went ahead and put as much of that in the car you could fit, didn’t ya?!
- Dr. Cox to JD in Scrubs
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