Scrubs Quotes.

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

A couple of Scrubs quotes for your enjoyment.

Dr. Cox: (peptalk to new residents) Each and every one of you is going to kill a patient. At some point in your residency, you will screw up, they will die, and it will be burned in your conscience forever. Now take pee pants here. He just might go get himself a good clean kill this morning seeing as his patient, Ms. Samson, is in DKA and he hasn’t been tracking her phosphate level, her phosphate level, her phosphate level.

JD: Doug! Stop writing and go!

Dr. Cox: That young man has killed so many patients I’m starting to think he just might be a government operative. The point is, the harder you study, the longer you just might be able to hold off that first kill. Other then that, I guess cross your fingers and hope that the guy you murder is a jackass with no family. Great to see you kids. All the best.

And another…

JD: Ooh, Dr. Cox- can I ask you something?

Dr. Cox: The answer is yes, it was me who saw you doing leg lifts in the gym on that inflatable ball. Quite the display of girl power. Ab-so-lutely love the leg warmers.

JD: First of all, they were just big socks. Okay? And secondly, if you need to do some laundry, here’s the washboard (lifting up scrubs to show flat abs), riiiighht?

And another…

Dr. Kelso: That young man’s father is very important.

Dr. Cox: Don’t tell me, he donated a wing.

Dr. Kelso: He donated a wing, a thigh, and a breast.

JD: Sir…

Dr. Kelso: Yes, genius, in this metaphor the hospital is a chicken.

JD: Please sir, I totally get that. (Inner monologue: How can a hospital be a chicken?)

… yes, I’ve been watching reruns of Scrubs lately. :)

Scrubs… not a quote.

Friday, November 30th, 2007

You may or may not know that I am a HUGE Scrubs fan. I found the following youtube video posted on a blog listed at Digg. If you are a fan of Scrubs, it’s definitely a must watch.

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Funny TV.

Friday, December 2nd, 2005

If you know me well enough, you’ll know that I am not a big TV watcher aside from sports. There isn’t much on TV nowadays that interest me ever since the so-called ‘reality tv’ boom years ago. Although this really isn’t a rant about reality-tv, I just have to add here that ‘reality tv’ is farthest away from reality you can get on television. It simply boggles my mind why there was even a reality-tv boom in the first place considering… well, everyone has their own reality to live in. It’s like you pause 30-minutes+ of your life to watch another ‘reality’ which is non-existant and is about as much of a fantasy as it is ‘reality’ because of all the editing that goes on.

Anyway, back to what I was going to post here in the first place… Aside from sports, I watch two television shows: Scrubs and Lost. I admit Lost has been going a bit sour from their spectacular first season but I know they are starting to pick up pace on the storyline so I’m looking forward to that. Scrubs, on the other hand, has been on a broadcasting halt while its fifth season has already started being filmed because the people at NBC were thinking about shuffling things around and perhaps even cancelling this hilarious show.

Anyway, long awaited announcement has finally been made…

SCRUBS is finally coming back to NBC this January 2006!

All I have to say is; ABOUT TIME, NBC!

Miscellaneous Links: SupportScrubs.com

Scrubbin’.

Monday, July 11th, 2005

And some more memorable Scrubs quotes…

Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

- Dr. Cox to Molly in Scrubs

And, another…

Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall in which you were leaning against. Of course, then you’d be providing some jackass with a wall in which to lean against to reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I- know, here it’s a conundrum but don’t you worry about it. I’ll tackle that one right upstairs. In the meatime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work and right about now, even though you don’t have your basket… aw- it’s just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley. Skip away. Skip away. Go on, skip away. Skip skip skip to my loo, woo-hoo!

- Dr. Cox to JD in Scrubs

And, another…

Listen up there, Molly Menopause. I need you to quiet the hell down, you’re scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my god, they’re delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is using the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in!

- Dr. Cox to Patient in Scrubs

Again, the writer(s) for Dr. Cox’s character == Dry Humor Comic genius.

There are plenty more where those came from so enjoy! ;)

Writer for Dr. Cox is a comic genious.

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

If you haven’t watched any episodes of Scrubs yet, feel free to start watching! :D

I’ve decided to post memorable quotes from the TV series… here’s great one:

Do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense? Oh gosh, maybe you were running late that day cause you just couldn’t find the right thong for those low-rider jeans that you love so much! Or maybe you were busy bobbing along to whatever boy-band really makes your heart race nowadays and you just drove on by! Of course, I don’t know, I’m just guessing! But one thing’s sure shooting: you wound up at the dumb-dumb store and just went ahead and put as much of that in the car you could fit, didn’t ya?!

- Dr. Cox to JD in Scrubs

Lost.

Thursday, March 10th, 2005

It’s okay, there are no spoilers to this entry… maybe just teasers.

Okay okay, due to the fact that several different people kept talking about or watched the new ABC series… Lost.

I decided to give it a go.

Definitely way different than the humor I got addicted to with Scrubs (frickin’ hilarious show) but I like it so far. Mainly because of the fact that things aren’t the way they seem in every episode – it feels like there’s something extra-phenomenal going on with this series… like the writer’s are building up to something extraordinary.

I love how the history of each character is presented in every episode (so far), the flashbacks are very well done. It looks like the writers and producers of this show took a lot of time into intertwining the subplots. The episodes are very well polished… but the truth is that almost every episode is very blunted at the end as if they worked hard polishing up the history of their stories that they often leave the latest happenings rugged. Not saying that it’s bad… but metaphorically speaking: it’s a roller coaster ride, you just hope that it’s not too long to make you sick of it or it doesn’t have 15 consecutive loops to make you sick of it. There’s been a lot of looping so far and you just hope that the writers who are putting in all these loops aren’t going to make us fall into an infinite loop where the viewers will not be mesmerized by this one loop. All these loops must be linked together and at some point it should finish up in the end.

If I wrote down all the questions that ran through my head as I was watching these episodes and answer them as they are all revealed, this show will be much more polished if in the finale of this show, all the questions are answered. This will require that the writers know where they are going with this series; meanwhile… the turns and twists are good but it should still get back to the main road.

If you watched the first episode and didn’t watch the second… wow, I’ll be impressed.

There are different levels of this series… a mix of Cast Away, Jurassic Park, The Langoliers, and even a little bit of everything that modern TV-series have… like our time’s fascination with medicine and forensics (ER, CSI, etc…) to love triangles like in Soaps.

It also reminded me of The Lord of the Flies although… that was back in middle school or whatever. The parts about the boar hunting, separating into two different groups, and similar characters like Ralph and Piggy… Come to think of it, it seems a bit too familiar.

My favorite character so far is Locke. A strange yet so mysterious of an introduction but he’s the oldest of the group and probably therefore… wise in so many different ways.

In the end, everything about this series will involve assumptions… my assumption relates to each character’s development. It’s strange how almost every character (of the episodes I’ve been able to see so far) has had an unsual past. I hoping that this realization will prove to be one of the keys that answers the secrets of Lost. (Yes, I am one of those guys that tries to guess the culprit or the ‘bad guy’ in the first… how many ever minutes it takes to introduce all the characters. I’d say 60% of the time my guesses turn out correct, but I watch a lot of movies so that isn’t a lot.)

I’d suggest you guys give Lost Forums a try for Lost discussions!